{"title":"Bidet Seats","description":"\u003cp\u003eReplace your toilet seat, not your toilet. Both of our seats bolt onto a standard Australian pan and come in D-Shape and O-Shape with left or right water inlet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBondi\u003c\/strong\u003e is cold water, no power, $199. \u003cstrong\u003eByron\u003c\/strong\u003e is warm water, heated seat and a dryer, $799.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"cheeky-bondi","title":"Cheeky Bondi","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA proper bidet seat. No power point required.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Bondi isn't a gadget that bolts onto your existing seat and pokes out the side. It \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the seat — soft-close lid, integrated nozzles, clean lines, your old seat in the bin. It runs entirely off your cistern's water pressure, so there's no cable, no power point and nothing to plug in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDual stainless steel nozzles\u003c\/strong\u003e — rear wash and front wash, each self-cleaning before and after every use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrass fittings throughout\u003c\/strong\u003e — brass T-valve and inlet, braided steel hose. The plastic ones crack; these don't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSide-mounted control knob\u003c\/strong\u003e — pressure and nozzle position, adjustable mid-wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft-close seat and lid\u003c\/strong\u003e with quick-release for cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSlim profile\u003c\/strong\u003e so it sits like a normal seat, not a booster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt-in backflow prevention\u003c\/strong\u003e (atmospheric vacuum breaker)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCold water, and why that's fine\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Bondi runs cold, straight off the cistern line. In practice it's room temperature, not ice — and it's the reason this seat costs $199 instead of $799. If warm water and a heated seat are non-negotiable, you want the \u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Byron\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eRenting?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood news. Keep your original seat in the cupboard, take the Bondi with you when you move, and put the old one back on the way out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePick your fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your bowl shape (D-Shape or O-Shape) and which side your cistern's water inlet is on. Not sure? Check the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/find-your-fit\"\u003eFind Your Fit\u003c\/a\u003e guide — it takes about thirty seconds and a photo of your toilet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eInstallation\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Australia, anything connecting to the mains water line legally needs a licensed plumber. We'd rather tell you that up front than pretend it's a ten-minute DIY job like the American brands do.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"D-Shape \/ Left","offer_id":50318744387834,"sku":"CHK-BON-D-L","price":199.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"D-Shape \/ Right","offer_id":50318744420602,"sku":"CHK-BON-D-R","price":199.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"O-Shape \/ Left","offer_id":50318744453370,"sku":"CHK-BON-O-L","price":199.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"O-Shape \/ Right","offer_id":50318744486138,"sku":"CHK-BON-O-R","price":199.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}]},{"product_id":"cheeky-byron","title":"Cheeky Byron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe one you got used to overseas.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarm water. Warm seat. Warm air. The Byron is the full electric bidet seat — the thing you sat on in a hotel in Tokyo or Seoul and thought about the whole flight home. It's the product this brand exists to sell, and everything else in the range is either the lead-up or the flex.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe wash\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInstant tankless water heating\u003c\/strong\u003e — warm water that doesn't run out after thirty seconds, and no stagnant reservoir sitting warm between uses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStainless steel nozzle\u003c\/strong\u003e with rear wash, front wash, oscillation and pulse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdjustable everything\u003c\/strong\u003e — pressure, temperature, nozzle position\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSelf-cleaning nozzle\u003c\/strong\u003e before and after every use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe seat\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeated seat\u003c\/strong\u003e, multiple temperature levels, with an eco mode so it isn't warming an empty bathroom all day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeat occupancy sensor\u003c\/strong\u003e — nothing runs unless someone's on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarm air dryer\u003c\/strong\u003e, adjustable temperature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCarbon deodoriser\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoft ambient night light\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft-close lid\u003c\/strong\u003e, quick-release for cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe remote\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWireless remote with a wall dock, because reaching around to a side panel in the dark is not a premium experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePick your fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your bowl shape (D-Shape or O-Shape) and which side your water inlet sits on. The \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/find-your-fit\"\u003eFind Your Fit\u003c\/a\u003e guide covers the vast majority of Australian toilets — if yours is unusual, send us a photo before you order and we'll tell you straight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePower and installation\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Byron runs on standard 240V and needs a power point within reach of the toilet. Water connection must be done by a licensed plumber — that's Australian law, not us being cautious. If there's no power point near your toilet, an electrician will need to add one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eNot ready for $799?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eStart with the \u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Bondi\u003c\/strong\u003e at $199. Cold water, no power, same brand. Plenty of people never upgrade. Plenty of people upgrade within six months.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"D-Shape \/ Left","offer_id":50318746091770,"sku":"CHK-BYR-D-L","price":799.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"D-Shape \/ Right","offer_id":50318746124538,"sku":"CHK-BYR-D-R","price":799.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"O-Shape \/ Left","offer_id":50318746157306,"sku":"CHK-BYR-O-L","price":799.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"O-Shape \/ Right","offer_id":50318746190074,"sku":"CHK-BYR-O-R","price":799.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}]}],"url":"https:\/\/staycheeky.com.au\/collections\/bidet-seats.oembed","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}