{"title":"No Electricity Needed","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo power point near the toilet? No problem. These run entirely on your existing water pressure — nothing to plug in, nothing to charge, no electrician required.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso the right answer if you're renting.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"cheeky-go","title":"Cheeky Go","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe bidet that fits in your bag.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou've had one overseas. Now you don't have to leave it there. The Cheeky Go is a pocket-sized portable bidet for travel, camping, festivals, hotel rooms and anywhere else that hands you a roll of paper and wishes you luck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat it does\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollapses down flat — fits a handbag, a backpack pocket or a glovebox\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAngled telescopic nozzle so you're not contorting yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueeze-controlled pressure, no batteries, nothing to charge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLeak-proof cap and a wipe-clean matte finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in a discreet travel pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone who has discovered that going back to paper after a trip through Asia feels like a downgrade. It's also the cheapest way to find out whether you're a bidet person before you commit to a seat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eReady to upgrade?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Go is the entry point. When you're ready for the real thing at home, the \u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Bondi\u003c\/strong\u003e replaces your toilet seat entirely, and the \u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Byron\u003c\/strong\u003e adds warm water, a heated seat and a dryer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50318732820730,"sku":"CHK-GO-001","price":49.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}]},{"product_id":"cheeky-bondi","title":"Cheeky Bondi","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA proper bidet seat. No power point required.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Bondi isn't a gadget that bolts onto your existing seat and pokes out the side. It \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the seat — soft-close lid, integrated nozzles, clean lines, your old seat in the bin. It runs entirely off your cistern's water pressure, so there's no cable, no power point and nothing to plug in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDual stainless steel nozzles\u003c\/strong\u003e — rear wash and front wash, each self-cleaning before and after every use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrass fittings throughout\u003c\/strong\u003e — brass T-valve and inlet, braided steel hose. 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If warm water and a heated seat are non-negotiable, you want the \u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Byron\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eRenting?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood news. Keep your original seat in the cupboard, take the Bondi with you when you move, and put the old one back on the way out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePick your fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your bowl shape (D-Shape or O-Shape) and which side your cistern's water inlet is on. Not sure? Check the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/find-your-fit\"\u003eFind Your Fit\u003c\/a\u003e guide — it takes about thirty seconds and a photo of your toilet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eInstallation\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Australia, anything connecting to the mains water line legally needs a licensed plumber. 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