Four products. Here's which one is yours.
The quick answer
- You travel a lot, or you're curious and don't want to commit. Cheeky Go, $49.
- You want a real bidet at home, there's no power point near your toilet, or you're renting. Cheeky Bondi, $199.
- You've used one overseas and you want that exact feeling every morning. Cheeky Byron, $799.
- You're renovating and you want the whole thing. Cheeky Throne, coming soon.
Side by side
| Go | Bondi | Byron | Throne | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Price | $49 | $199 | $799 | Coming soon |
| Type | Portable | Bidet seat | Bidet seat | Smart toilet |
| Warm water | No | No | Yes, instant | Yes, instant |
| Heated seat | — | No | Yes | Yes |
| Warm air dryer | No | No | Yes | Yes |
| Front wash | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Self-cleaning nozzle | — | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Deodoriser | No | No | Yes | Yes |
| Night light | No | No | Yes | Yes |
| Remote control | — | Side knob | Wireless remote | Wireless remote |
| Soft-close lid | — | Yes | Yes | Auto open/close |
| Needs a power point | No | No | Yes | Yes |
| Needs a plumber | No | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Renter friendly | Yes | Yes | Yes | No |
| Fit options | Universal | D/O shape, L/R inlet | D/O shape, L/R inlet | S-trap / P-trap |
Bondi or Byron?
This is the only decision most people actually have to make, and it comes down to one question: is there a power point near your toilet?
If no, it's the Bondi, and that's not a consolation prize — it's a full bidet seat with stainless nozzles and brass fittings that will genuinely change your mornings.
If yes, and you can stretch to it, it's the Byron. Warm water on a cold Melbourne morning is not a luxury you get bored of. Nobody has ever upgraded from a Bondi to a Byron and told us they wish they hadn't.
Start low if you're unsure
Buy the Go for $49. If you love it, the Bondi and the Byron are waiting. If you hate it, you're out fifty bucks instead of eight hundred.